How to make your own fuel, using nothing but Monster Energy, a battery and a potato.

How to make your own fuel, using nothing but Monster Energy, a battery and a potato.

Ever imagined a world where you could make your own fuel? Never having to run to the gas stop again? Never again paying big money to load up your car? Now it is possible, thanks to Monster Energy drink!

Since it was recently discovered that Monster Energy could be used to make fuel (Read about it), we got loads of messages and mails of people asking how they could do it themselves. So we made this easy guide so people can enjoy their own home cooked fuel!

Every 2 cans of Monster can make approximately 750ml or 25oz of fuel.

  1. Just take 2 cans, pour them in a saucepan and cook for 20 minutes.

  2. Take the remaining goo, and put it in the fridge for 1 hour.

  3. After that put the saucepan on the stove again and heat up again. 

  4. Dilute with 100ml of distilled water and stir.

  5. Take a working AA battery and throw it in the liquid.

  6. Cut a potato in half and throw it in there as well.

  7. Now cook this mix for 8 hours.

  8. Stir regularly.

  9. After the cooking, fish out the battery.

  10. Now dilute the mix with 500ml of distilled water.

  11. Stir, and pour it in a blender.

  12. Blend for a minute or something and you’re done!

 

There you go, for the price of only 2 cans of Monster Energy and half a day’s work you got 750ml of high-quality fuel for your car or any other engine! This method will completely change your life!


Disclaimer: The Monkey Inn is not responsible for any damage or accidents as a result of using or following this guide. Use at your own risk! We recommend to not try this at home and to not use this mixture as fuel for your car or any other engine. This article is fiction.


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