Nasa confirms billion-dollar fuel deal with Monster Energy!
You probably heard about this before, "Monster can be used as fuel for engines". Well now it is confirmed! Thanks to a billion-dollar deal between Nasa and Monster Energy. After months of negotiations the two global giants came to an agreement. In exchange for 1.2 billion dollars, Monster energy will supply 1 billion cans of green Monster to Nasa. To be used as rocket fuel according to Nasa spokesman Peter Nugget. "For our next mission to Mars we will need a lot of fuel. Since Monster Energy can now provide us reliable energy for a higher cost, the collaboration seems obvious."
The fuel-like properties of Monster Energy where discovered by a team of researchers lead by Dr. Robert Fish. Since then the rumor mill had been in overdrive. But now Dr. Fish can finally confirm the theory with 100 percent certainty.
"At first we were investigating the potentially harmful effects of energy drinks. But when we researched Monster Energy, we noticed that the unique mix of Inositol, Glucuronolactone and Taurine acted as a nearly perfect combustible fuel. Quickly our research field was switched so we could investigate this further. Hundreds of tests with tens of different vehicles confirmed our suspicions. Monster Energy could be used as fuel for cars, planes, buses and even rockets! Everything with a fuel burning engine in other words!"
According to Walter Black, spokesman for Monster Energy, the brand is currently talking to companies like Total, BP, Shell, Exon, Mobil and Chevron for more exclusive and lucrative business deals.
Can you make it at home?
Every 2 cans of Monster can make approximately 750ml or 25oz of fuel. And you can do this at home! Just take 2 cans, pour them in a saucepan and cook for 20 minutes. Then take the remaining goo, and put it in the fridge for 1 hour. After that put the saucepan on the stove again and heat, dilute with 100ml of distilled water and stir. Then take a working AA battery and throw it in the liquid. Cut a potato in half and throw it in there as well. Now cook this mix for 8 hours.
After the cooking, fish out the battery. Now dilute the mix with 500ml of distilled water, stir, and pour it in a blender. Blend for a minute or someting and you’re done!
There you go, for the price of only 2 cans of Monster Energy and half a day’s work you got 750ml of fuel for your car or any other engine! This will completely change your life!
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