ICEWOLVES win World Championship eSports!

ICEWOLVES win World Championship eSports!

Jesus Christ eSports. They died for our sins.

Jesus Christ eSports. They died for our sins.

Yesterday was the finale of the eSports World Championship in Antwerp, Belgium. A lot of teams were present to fight for the title and the cup. Prominent teams and communities like: Team Schiller, Anonymous Users (AnUs), ICEWOLVES eSports, Vapona GameBabes, Scarf E-Sports, Team ULTRA Trash (TUT), For Glory, Doody Boys, GrapeVine Gamers, Torpete, Little Kitten Destroyers (LKD), Doughnut iron Cheese Koreans (DICK) and even Jesus Christ eSports!
Sadly enough though Jesus Christ eSports died in the quarter finals, for our sins...

The first matches were very intense, wounds were inflicted, lots of the players ended up in the hospital, but in the end, the following 8 teams went through to the quarter finals: 

  • Doughnut Iron Cheese Koreans (DICK)
  • ICEWOLVES eSports
  • Little Kitten Destroyers (LKD)
  • Vapona GameBabes
  • Anonymous Users (AnUs)
  • Jesus Christ eSports
  • Team ULTRA Trash (TUT)
  • Doody Boys
yummy hot dog

In the Quarter finals teams had to compete and defeat the other team in a deadly mix of Hearthstone, CS:GO, HotDog Eating, League of Legends, Mortal Kombat and RedBull Gulping.

This ended in some expected and some more unexpected results. the ICEWOLVE players broke the world record of HotDog eating with a mind boggling 73 pieces each.

Jesus Christ eSports broke the world record of RedBull gulping with a staggering 762 cans of redbull between 5 players. Sadly enough they all died due to a caffeine overdose, but their memory lives on forever!

The following teams reached the Semi-finals:

  • ICEWOLVES eSports
  • Doughnut Iron Cheese Koreans (DICK)
  • Vapona GameBabes
  • Little Kitten Destroyers (LKD)

ICEWOLVES were to fight the DICK, while the Gamebabes faced the Kitten Destroyers. As most people expected, ICEWOLVES totally annihilated the DICK. GameBabes scored a less expected victory against LKD. So now the finals were known:

  • ICEWOLVES eSports VS. Vapona GameBabes
ICEWOLVES player Shadowz wrestling a Bear

ICEWOLVES player Shadowz wrestling a Bear

For the finals the organisers had deviced something pretty special and awesome. Teams had to wrestle a bear while playing the game Tetrinet. As it turned out, ICEWOLVES had a former Tetrinet world Champion in their ranks, namely Fastrobin!
There were 15000 people watching in the stadium, and more then 2 million people watching at home, so there was a lot of pressure to win the 1.5million dollar prize. But with the awesome combined force of their gigantic muscles and the amazing gameplay of Fastrobin, the victory and the title of World Champion eSports was secured!

 

Congratulations with the cup!

ICEWOLVES eSports: Moira, KidVicious, SirZero, Fastrobin, Matter & NekoMage. Pic taken by Shadowz.

ICEWOLVES eSports: Moira, KidVicious, SirZero, Fastrobin, Matter & NekoMage. Pic taken by Shadowz.

 

 

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