Suicide Squad hired by United States Volleyball Association.
After a decade long feud between the "United States Volleyball Association" (USVBA) and the "United states Korfball federation" (USKF), things are starting to escalate to a full out war between the two major sports moguls. With the partnership between the USVBA and Suicide Squad, a blatant statement was made towards USKF. "We will fuck you up Bitches!"
The violence started hours after the contract was signed. Deadshot entered a sports hall where 16 Korfball players were practising their game. 4 were killed, as a warning they later found out. The other 12 players all received a splintered kneecap and are incapable of playing for at least half a year.
As if that wasn't enough 2 coaches of the national team were bludgeoned to death by Harley Quinn while they were having lunch at Panda Express. After the assault their faces were beyond recognition. It took dental records to identify the victims.
The police and FBI wouldn't give any comments when we asked. Batman did give a comment however. Which was the following: "I'm Batman."
We couldn't reach Superman for more comments on the matter.
USKF Counter Attack
In a statement this afternoon USKF spokesman Clark Kunt stated that "It is on!".
Furthermore he adressed the press about their plans to enlist the "Justice League of America", the "Injustice League", the "Teen Titans", the "Legion of Superheroes", the "Green Lantern Corps", the Nazis, the "Justice League International", the Outsiders and if all else fails, the "Justice Society of America". He said the USKF would strike back with full force, and that punishment would be severe. In the end some other stuff like "Balls in the face" and "holocaust" were mumbled.
None of the mentioned superhero teams had any comments about the matter and none of them displayed any interest in the affair.
5 hours after the statement was made the first reports of counter violence started to fill up social media. 2 volleyball players first murdered and then brutally raped in Wyoming. A shooting spree on a friendly pee wee volleyball match in Florida leaving 40 dead and 73 injured. Molotov cocktails on the Oklahoma regional clubhouse . And a gruesome beheading video beheading video started to spread on the web of a female korfball player beheading a male volleyball player.
Now if any of you are wondering how this feud between the two sport federations began, it's actually very simple.
It all began on a warm summers day in July 2002. Thanks to an administrative mix-up a training field was assigned to both parties at once. So no team could practise like they should. There was dismay, fights broke out, people died and a never ending war was born. Since then over a 100 athletes have died because of this feud. And with the enlistment of the Suicide Squad the numbers will only rise!